Punktleg humor

I fråvær av inspirasjon til å skrive noko skikkeleg kan eg i det minste gjere noko eg liker utruleg godt: Spre dårlege ordspel. Sidan eg ikkje er god til å punske ut eksepsjonelt gode ordspel på kommando (ikkje på andre toalett heller) så blir det stjeling frå diverse nettstadar.

-What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)
-A pun is the lowest form of humor, but poetry is much verse.
-Immanuel doesn’t pun; he Kant.
-Congratulations you have one, it’s a year’s subscription of bad puns.
-The primary responsibility for a child’s education is apparent.
-What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.
-You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
-On average, people are mean.
-I could go on and on about sequences.
-The liquor store advertised, ‘We De-Liver.’
-I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
-He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
-The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
-The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Viss nokon fortsatt skulle vere i tvil om min sinnstilstand så kan eg informere om at eg for ei tid sidan tapte eit veddemål om å la vere å seie ordspel på skulen ei heil veke; eit ordspel glapp ut av meg på starten av tredje dagen, og det syner at visdomsordet “The pun is mightier than the word” stemmer 100%.